31 – The DHS Flipside

New Obnoxious Bells Designed to Get Seniors Out Faster, Among Other Things

DEERFIELD, IL—With only about one quarter left, Deerfield High School’s evil overlords…

Jeremy Keeshin
December 15, 2008
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Cat Trainer in Rehab for Catnip Addiction

By Picov Andropov Senior News Correspondent CHICAGO, IL – One of the…

Nick Zessis
December 15, 2008
729 views
1 minute read

Song “Here it Goes Again” Played on Repeat

Jeremy Keeshin
December 15, 2008
590 views
0 minute read

Both Students Accepted to Ivy Leagues Happy to Have Gotten In

Jeremy Keeshin
December 15, 2008
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0 minute read

Articles

Local Businesses That Might be Laundering Money

Overhead image of Par King Skill Golf, Note the large grass field 20x the size of the…

Zach Stutland, Hayden Meyers, Ethan Howard, Julia Howard and Greyson Shea
November 15, 2024
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3 minute read

Misc.

Hacker Fails to Stop Deerfield Football–But Sure Knows How to Ruin a Wi-Hi Connection!

In a surprising turn of events, Deerfield High School’s Wi-Fi went down…

Zach Stutland, Greyson Shea, Ethan Howard, Matthew Agay and Hayden Meyers
September 13, 2024
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2 minute read

Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

Articles

A Mouse that Can

Midterms are just around the corner again, and House, Senate and gubernatorial…

Ren D’Attilio
October 21, 2022
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