Curler Can’t Find Friend to Sit with in Olympic Cafeteria

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Scandal of the Century: Two Girls Wear Same Sleazy Dress to Turnabout

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History Classes Officially Deemed Pointless

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Opinion: I Enjoy Doughnuts… So What?

By Officer Dan I spend long days patrolling the streets, enforcing speed…

Congress Passes Kidney Stone

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