March 2009 – The DHS Flipside

Scotland No Longer Runs On Duncan

Sam Block
March 3, 2009
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Brutus Tells Caesar He Just Got Punk’d

Sam Block
March 3, 2009
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Librarians Decide To Implement Torture to Guarantee Silence and Order

With Guantanamo Bay shutting down, DHS librarians finally have found a solution…

Sam Block
March 3, 2009
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Ironic Tragedy: Man Dies of Laughter

Sam Block
March 3, 2009
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Good Commercials, Halftime Show, and Football Game Leave Millions With Little Bathroom Alternative Besides the Pants, a Bottle

Sam Block
March 3, 2009
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“Cardinals Make Historic Comeback To Win the Super Bowl… Just Kidding” By James Harrison

Yo man, just give me a minute; I’m still catching my breath…

Sam Block
March 3, 2009
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Articles

Local Businesses That Might be Laundering Money

Overhead image of Par King Skill Golf, Note the large grass field 20x the size of the…

Zach Stutland, Hayden Meyers, Ethan Howard, Julia Howard and Greyson Shea
November 15, 2024
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Misc.

Hacker Fails to Stop Deerfield Football–But Sure Knows How to Ruin a Wi-Hi Connection!

In a surprising turn of events, Deerfield High School’s Wi-Fi went down…

Zach Stutland, Greyson Shea, Ethan Howard, Matthew Agay and Hayden Meyers
September 13, 2024
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Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi
October 21, 2022
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Articles

A Mouse that Can

Midterms are just around the corner again, and House, Senate and gubernatorial…

Ren D’Attilio
October 21, 2022
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