Valentine’s Day Massacre Shrugged Off as “Hallmark Massacre” Matt KaufmanDecember 15, 2008754 views0 minute read
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New DARE Study: Drugs Are Very, VERY Bad In a brand-new study conducted earlier this week by anti-drug program D.A.R.E.,… Matt KaufmanDecember 15, 2008775 views2 minute read
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Child Labor is A-OK By Cool Ted What’s up America? Teddy here, with the usual scoop.… Matt KaufmanDecember 15, 2008697 views2 minute read
New FOX Show “American Immigrant” to Cross Boundaries By Curry Gagarin LOS ANGELES—With the success that American Idol has brought… Matt KaufmanDecember 14, 20081.9K views2 minute read
Man Who Also Has Name Chuck Norris Getting Inflated Ego By Timpani Timmy AKRON, OH—A local plumber’s assistant and devout “lifter” who… Matt KaufmanDecember 14, 2008784 views1 minute read
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MOVIES: Why couldn’t “Munich” be more about the Olympics? By Bosco Cheyenne No wonder the holiday-season movies underperformed! I walked into… Matt KaufmanDecember 1, 20081.9K views1 minute read
French Prime Minister Tells Rioters To “Please Stop”, Riots Cease Because Of Politeness BY U. V. Ells Paris, France-After nearly two months of civil unrest… Matt KaufmanDecember 1, 2008698 views2 minute read
You Can’t Censor Me, I’ll Censor Myself BY W. PERRY CRENSHAW I’ve had enough, I’m getting fogging tired of… Matt KaufmanDecember 1, 2008778 views1 minute read