Articles Homecoming Obituaries I was 5 years old when I first read Everybody Poops. Little… MPattisNovember 25, 2013909 views4 minute read
The DHS Homecoming Handbook: Do’s and Dont’s -DO go in an obnoxiously large group. Things are just so much… MPattisNovember 25, 2013818 views2 minute read
Headlines iOS7 Waiting Time Approaching the Limit of Known Numbers MPattisNovember 25, 2013811 views0 minute read
Articles Editorials Op-ed: I Dont Have a Destination Man, I Just Go Wherever These new rules, man, I don’t know what to do about them.… MPattisNovember 25, 2013832 views3 minute read
Roll Call: What Do You Think About the New Enterances? Yeah the new school entrances are awesome, but could they be awesome-er… MPattisNovember 25, 2013882 views2 minute read
Headlines New study: Students Suddenly Very Interested in Fruit MPattisNovember 25, 2013826 views0 minute read
Headlines Deerfield Football Scientists Discover Theoretical “Endzone” MPattisNovember 25, 2013774 views0 minute read
Headlines Model UN passes resolution to invade teeny-tiny Syria MPattisNovember 25, 2013745 views0 minute read
Articles Flipside Report: Deadly “Twerking Virus” Responsible for Early Dismissal On Tuesday August 27, Deerfield and Highland Park dismissed their students at… MPattisNovember 25, 2013698 views3 minute read
Articles New Cafeteria Security Camera is Only Taking Selfies In a tragically odd turn of events this week, administrators have expressed… MPattisNovember 25, 2013936 views2 minute read
Articles Editorials A letter from the desk of our Editor-In-Chief: Michael Pattis Choosing to live in the ventilation system of Deerfield High School was… MPattisNovember 19, 2013867 views3 minute read
Articles Flipside Special Report: Who Pooped in the Water Suply? On Tuesday the 13th a message was sent out to the homes… MPattisNovember 19, 2013738 views2 minute read
