New RogerHub Calculator Predicts What Percentage of Your Soul You Must Sell

Typical DHS students now interface with this UI on RogerHub.com With only…

With the Power of Imagination, I Got Better Grades

There I was, sitting on my bed on a warm April night,…

O*YAD Wants Your Feet Pics!

Students of Deerfield High recently received a shocking message from Mr. Moran,…

Thank God for Summative Assessments

Every year, December haunts me. It’s not because “Winter is coming,” or…

Students Rise from the Dead

As students were dropped off each morning this week, they noticed something…

DHS Announces Faculty Hunger Games

Earlier this morning, Deerfield High School Administration declared that, in order to…

What I Do During Zoom

School can get boring sometimes. You can find yourself wanting a distraction. When classes are on Zoom, this is only made worse. In school, this role would normally be filled by secretly playing video games or whispering to your friends. Now that classes are on Zoom, you’ve got to think bigger. Luckily, I’ve got plenty of experience distracting myself from the many weeks I’ve had online classes.