To Homework or Not To Homework

Umm, what do I do now? After working my tucas off for…

Who am I Going to ask to Prom

By an antisocial and asexual, but conformist, senior Oh my g-d, what…

Are You Done Borrowing My Phone, Water?

Giver of life my tucas. Water, you think you are all slick…

Isn’t This Awkward?

Stuck here between two stories, I feel like a freshman trying to…

“That Did Not Turn Out Quite as Fun as it Sounded”

1. A third Chipotle burrito 2. Night time game of Marco Polo…

Overachiever Thankful For Homework Assigned Over Thanksgiving Break

Student Goes Straight to Wikipedia After Long Librarian Speech

Oh the Things You Will Hear in the Hallway

Tidbits of conversations are hardly ever in context, but have always made…

In Related News, Students Spotted Starving In Class Where Teacher Doesn’t Allow Food Because He is Afraid of Mice

Payback: Student Brings in Crumb Cake to Class Where Mean Teacher Doesn’t Allow Food

Senior Sadly Realizes He Has Not Achieved Anything as Great as the Time He Caught Them All, Including Mew