Don’t You Forget About Me

By: George Bush Won’t you come see about me? I only have…

President Bush Supports the Souljas in Iraq

By Harold Vernack WASHINGTON D.C. — In an urgent speech last Friday,…

Citing Lack of Presidential Achievement, Bush Unifies the Dakotas

By Winston Llental Recently, immediately after realizing that he was indeed President,…

Bush: “Wouldn’t It Be Ironic If We Were All Made of Iron”

By Yancey Buttsavage WASHINGTON—This quote comes as no shock to the American…

President Bush Declares Nation in State of Fashion Crisis

President Bush Declares Nation in State of Fashion Crisis