Congress Passes Kidney Stone

Congress Passes Landmark Anti-Obama Legislation

By George Minkowski WASHINGTON, DC— An applause erupted on Capitol Hill this…

Clemens Tells Congress They Have Just Been “Punk’d”

By Gordon Swift WASHINGTON, D.C.—In one of the most shocking moments of…

Congress Changes National Anthem to “Holla Back Girl”

BY GREGORY COLWEN In light of recent events and pop culture influences,…