dr suess – The DHS Flipside

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (As told by mall security)

By Saul Brown, Mall Cop I’ve known Alexander Grinch for about 8…

Maddie Ambrose
December 18, 2010
726 views
2 minute read

Dr. Suess Proclaims Green Eggs and Ham Unhealthy

BY HUGH OPENGARDENER SANTA FE—In a recent press statement, Dr. Cornelius Suess,…

Jeremy Kogan
December 1, 2008
1.1K views
2 minute read

Articles

Local Businesses That Might be Laundering Money

Overhead image of Par King Skill Golf, Note the large grass field 20x the size of the…

Zach Stutland, Hayden Meyers, Ethan Howard, Julia Howard and Greyson Shea
November 15, 2024
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3 minute read

Misc.

Hacker Fails to Stop Deerfield Football–But Sure Knows How to Ruin a Wi-Hi Connection!

In a surprising turn of events, Deerfield High School’s Wi-Fi went down…

Zach Stutland, Greyson Shea, Ethan Howard, Matthew Agay and Hayden Meyers
September 13, 2024
282 views
2 minute read

Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

Articles

A Mouse that Can

Midterms are just around the corner again, and House, Senate and gubernatorial…

Ren D’Attilio
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

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