Opinion: Found Nothing?! How About This Empty Gatorade Bottle?

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BY VLAD VILSENT If there is one person whom I envy, any…

Dr. Seuss Tells it Like it Is

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After much deliberation, the members of the Flipside staff would like to…

OK, Come on Teachers, What’s up With All This Homework?

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