Teacher Goes Into Way Too Much Detail About Valentine’s Day Plans with Husband

World Language Teachers’ Carts Hold Plenty of Secrets

By Herbie Karjoj DEERFIELD, IL – Every DHS student has knocked into…

94% of DHS Teachers Report “I’ll Miss the Seniors! Wait. Are They Gone? Finally.”

Teen Discovers Teacher’s Sexting Policy Not Much More Forgiving than Texting One

Study Shows Direct Relationship Between English Teacher’s Mood, Essay Grades

By Jeremy Hoodaman Research has now confirmed what Deerfield students already know:…

Area Teacher a Real Stickler for Significant Figures

By Lars Henry As of last Wednesday, area physics teacher Trent Keynes…

“Ah-Ha!” Moment Faked

By George Minkowski There is nothing worse than asking a question, not…

Substitute Teacher Wonders Why Nobody Ever Asks Him for College Recommendations

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD— In recent weeks, DHS students have been asking…

Teacher Demands to Know What ‘FML’ Stands For

Super Duper Mean Teacher Decides to Give Final That is Not a Project

Pregnant Woman Mysteriously Abandons Students

Chicago IL- A startling trend has spread across Deerfield High School. Many…

Well Meaning Substitute Gym Teacher Fails to Impress

By Ren Ixley Substitue Teacher Chuck JonesWith whistle and clipboard in hand,…